El Rey adopta un elefante huérfano


“Entra, con todo derecho, en la línea de sucesión”

Toytrompa, como originalmente han bautizato a la cría de elefante, podría ser Rey de España si abdican Felipe, Froilán, las niñas, los niños, y todos esos borbones que pululan concebidos por ahí. Y es que Don Juan Carlos, “Juanca pa los amigos”, tras arrepentirse de su cacería en África y pedir perdón por su error y jurar por el niño Jesús que no volvería a hacerlo, se sintió tan mal que decidió adoptar al huerfanito de una de la elefantas cazadas en el safari.

Ahora Toytrompa corretea y juguetea por la residencia real, y lo mismo Forilán le pega un tiro en la patita que él le echa un chorro de agua con la trompa. “Estamos muy contentos”, ha declarado Sofía, “porque se ha adaptado con mucha rapidez al nuevo ambiente”. No en vano, el pequeño elefante ya ha ingresado en la Escuela Superior de la Armada, de la cual, en breve, saldrá con el cargo de Almirante Adjunto.

Felipe, por su parte, ha asegurado que no alberga “ningún tipo de celos hacia el nuevo hermanito”, y le desea lo mejor.

Toytrompa, como decíamos al principio de este repotaje, podría llegar a ser Rey de España, entre otras cosas porque la Constitución Española (Alabada sea), no certifica que el Jefe del Estado deba ser inteligente, o tonto, o animal o cosa. Eso sí, no hemos llegado a entender en qué orden de sucesión está, porque, reconozcámolos, somo carne de ESO.

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